Apparently, they also can not fart.
One of the points that the vegetarians and their Global Warming DeathCult cohorts like to team up with is that because American’s like their beef, we raise these immense herds of cattle. These herds put out so much methans and gases such as CO2 into the atmosphere, adding to their “Human Caused Global Warming” theory.
They contend that eating meat should be stopped so as to stop the raising of cattle so that Mother Gaia can stop being the victim of the bovine “Floating Air Buscuit”
But as Freeper rface explains, this is yet another myth
The current approximate US cattle population is 105 Million.
The approximate Bison population in the 1850’s was 60 Million to 100 Million.
The only conclusion that can be drawn is that Bison don’t fart.
Found at DANEgerus
Looks like we’re going to have to re-write history here. Long have the hunters who shot the great buffalo herds to near extinction in the last half of the 19th century been looked upon as villains of the highest order. In actuality they were heros who postponed the onset of global warming for a century.
I expect to see a bronze statue to honor them in front of Earth First headquarters within the year.
Not to mention that cows, and all herbivores, are CARBON NEUTRAL. All of the gasses they expel were previously converted from CO2 into plant material, the same as biodiesel, alchohol, and all the other types of fuels that these same environmentalists love.