Just got back from the barber shop this morning and figured I’d let y’all know about the impromptu consensus that was arrived at while I was there about the most wanted Father’s Day gifts this year.
Now, I don’t have kids myself, but it was obvious that the other gentlemen in the shop did and I know for a fact that it had something to do with the top selection.
So, wothout further ado…
The Most Wanted Father’s Day gifts
#1 – “Peace and fucking quiet” (that is a quote and it got a hearty round of “Hear, Hear’s”)
#2 – Steak and a blowjob (someone mentioned that they’d heard of this one on the net and if I hadn’t been head down with clippers on the back of my head, I’d have told them about Michele from ASV)
#3 – Cigars (and the ability for Dad to smoke them wherever he wants)
I did not hear anything about range memberships, but this IS only my second visit there. I’ll work on them over the next year.