One of the more popular topics I was spoken to about at Boomershoot was Professor Booty’s posts, or lack of them as of late.
It seems that some of my fellow Boomershooters had more than just a love of firearms and explosives in common; we also appreciate a pert derriere.
I have once again been in contact with Mack Sauer, the last man to see the Professor alive. Unfortunately, he is off on another mission and cannot follow though on my request to write up the happenings during the last days of John Thomas Booty.
Instead, he seems to be filling up my email box with eulogies he has collected from some of Booty’s lady friends.
I’m writing to the authors of said eulogies to see if they will allow me to post them here over the upcoming weekends, with pictures of course. I have little doubt that they will say no.
If Booty did one thing very well, he knew how to meet women who couldn’t say no.