I wonder if her name will be “Alice”?

Ravenwood is feeling a bit apart from the hoi polloi in the wallet and is considering hiring on a maid service for the “Empire de Ravenwood”.

However, like you and I, he is well rounded in both his selection and placement of firearms about his abode.

So, he is asking for suggestions on that topic.

My only suggestion would be to skip the maid and get married to a gun-totin’ woman. Best free clean house I’ve ever had.

(I’m kidding honey. Seriously, I’m just kidding. Babe, put that thing down. Remember guns aren’t toys. Look, I’m doing the laundry.)