The Dumbest Thing I’ve Read All Day: 08/31

We’ve all heard the old Pacifist canard: “No one actually ‘Wins’ when it comes to war”.

It’s old hat and, if I may say so, slightly boring.

But the twist put on it in this post by Professor of Management at the USC Marshall School of Business, Kathleen Reardon, titled “Why We Can’t “Win” Any War”, proves her Pound Salt Dumb*.

Try this thought process out:

Consider this — In the past, winning a war meant annihilating or in some fashion destroying by force an enemy’s leadership and major forces. The defeated enemy’s beleaguered followers were largely content to go home even if they harbored anger and disdain for the victors. That facilitated what could reasonably be called a “win.” In short, a “win” was possible then. Many thousands of lives may have been lost, but a “win” of sorts could nevertheless be called, especially as the other side usually surrendered.

The enemies America has now, many in Iraq, most elsewhere, are bred from near infancy to hate. They are as committed to their cause as those who lead them. Terminate their leaders and others emerge to take their places. Living to go home is not high among their priorities – beleaguered or not. Dying a martyr is. We’ve seen how those who hate America and Israel (soon to more evidently hate Europe, Australia and other countries, many lying low in the false hope of being spared) are emboldened by both failures and successes of their enemies. Both can be used to foster recruitment to the cause.

Today’s terrorist enemies also don’t seek to win a war; they seek to change the world. Losses along the way are expected when the goal is so substantial. They come as no surprise and are planned for in advance. This is an enemy that might be contained, outmaneuvered, driven back, controlled, and managed, but not one against which it’s even sensible to seek, especially in the short term, a definitive, final “win.”

Yet, thousands of lives, countless dollars, and valuable resources have been diverted from increasing and improving national security and the development of much needed intelligence operations in order to achieve such a “win” in Iraq. Ingenious people who are capable of coming up with counterintuitive strategies of the “Greeks-bearing-gifts” type should be gathering in Washington, D.C. right now as guests of the White House, no matter their political leanings, working day and night to outsmart this enemy. But, instead, the Bush Administration and many members of Congress cling to a win scenario they can’t even define, let alone achieve. Predictability is the kiss of death in negotiation, politics and war, and yet we’re extremely predictable in our need for a “win.” Once predictable, we’re manageable. And that can’t be good. A much more clever means of succeeding will be needed. But it won’t be found until simple, limiting constructions (win or lose) no longer shape the thinking of those who could make a difference.

Her “plan” is to negotiate with the islamofascists until we can figure out some kind of “gift” we can give them that will destroy them.

She doesn’t lay out what we should negotiate with them FOR, or what the “gift” should be, but that is her “plan”.

With ideas like that coming from the left, I’m rather pleased to stick with the “Kill them until they give up” plan.

*Pound Salt Dumb – It is essentially the same as “Pound Sand Dumb”, except that when you pound sand, your hand just gets raw and stuck with sand. When you pound salt, your hand not only gets raw, but you get the salt granules burning your hand.

Yet people like Kathleen Reardon keep on pounding, because they’re Pound Salt Dumb.

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2 Responses to The Dumbest Thing I’ve Read All Day: 08/31

  1. Rivrdog says:

    She may be on to something with this “gift” idea.

    My gift would be some Peacekeeper missiles, each delivering 9 nukes, gift-wrapped in the usual heat-ablative coating, on selected targets around Iran, including Qom.

    After one gift-round at such a potlatch, I’ll wager that the Islamofascists will decide that they can do without both our gifts and any more of our attention at all.

  2. Windy Wilson says:

    So, killing them won’t lead to a “win” because becoming martyrs is counted as a “win” to them.
    But, the world is run by the living, and for them to ultimately “win” they have to have more followers who are living than followers who are counted among the martyrs.
    I vote for any plan that includes the concept of “kill people who plot to kill us, and kill those who support them.” Eventually reality intrudes into every world view, no matter how diverse and equally valid it may be, and at that time we can win their hearts and minds. And the reality I speak of is the reality that if we are truly human we will resist other people who try to kill us, even to the point of killing them to prevent our deaths.

    And as for this business of negotiating until we discover a gift we can give them to leave us alone, I already know three possibilities they are sure to accept.
    1. Our deaths (She can go first).
    2. Our conversion to Islam (She can go first, and she should be mindful of how women are treated under Islam, even in America).
    3. The Dhimmitude tax, which historically has been a 10% of NET WORTH (not income) every year (She can go first, and we can reconvene in 11 years to see what she thinks of this solution).

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