I can’t believe that I hadn’t seen this one in the blogosphere first (I might have missed it, and if so, please drop aff a link).
Joe Wallace of Seattle got this into the Letters to the Editor section of the Seattle Times (scroll to the bottom),
I’m getting a bit impatient. It’s been [more than] five days now, and the Rev. Pat Robertson still hasn’t told us why God made Vice President Dick Cheney shoot Harry Whittington.