But I think the Schmuck is on the right track,
CNN – Alaska volcano continues to belch ash
This volcano is sending tons of CO2, a greenhouse gas into the atmosphere. CO2 has been identified as one of the main causes of Global Warming.
I think we should consider sanctions against Alaska.
Myself, I think it is the weight of all that oil that caused the volcano to go off.
Drain ANWR! Save the earth!