In California, Of Course

That is where criminal charges are filed after a game of Dodge Ball

ALTA LOMA, Calif. What started as a version of the schoolyard game of dodge ball has apparently become a legal ordeal for a 12-year-old girl and her family.

Complaints by the parents of a student injured during a game at Hermosa Elementary School prompted authorities to charge Brittney Schneiders with battery.

Five other students also accused of battery stemming from the May 8 playground game opted to take probation, but Brittney Schneiders and her parents refused.

They’re raising future nanny staters like grapes, I swear!

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4 Responses to In California, Of Course

  1. Soylent says:

    I swear to god, california needs a reboot. It’s oerating system has become corrupted.

  2. Soylent says:

    *operating* not oerating…it’s early!

  3. paulweir says:

    Open the pod bay doors HAL!!!

  4. Evil Conservative says:

    It’s a good thing there are people like us that are going to be around to take care of the whiners. We’re assured of political power if that’s what we have to face.

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