The Soundboard: Goin’ Back to Tana Edition

I’m goin’ back to Tana, to Tana, to Tana.

I’m goin’ back to Tana.

Yo, yo, relaxation.

Yes ladies, gents and children big and small. This will be my last posting week before I disappear into the wilds of Montana with The Wife and her family for a dozen days or so.

But have no fear, the hosting bills are all paid up and David will be taking the reigns around these parts for the duration and he’s got plenty of very excellent stuff lined up for you to peruse.

For any highway robbers who are reading and may think that I’ll be easy to pick off because she’s with me, think again: I’ve got The Hun Bastard making his first appearance in the big MT. I also just recently picked up my Hi-Power from the gunsmith and it’ll be joining the cornucopia that is my pistol box.

Also, after a long delay cause by a shortage of anti-rotation trigger and hammer pins at CMMG, I have received the last of the parts for the AR project and will be assembling that while I’m away.

So, I’ll see you all tomorrow and then I’m off.

May your grasses be green and your tides high.

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OK, all you Tolkien readers

I gots me some questions for y’all. Or maybe just one good one.

I’ve written about this before, but for the newbies, let me just fill in a bit of info:

I’ve never been much for fiction of any type. It puts me straight to sleep. 10 minutes flat and I’m out like I have a light switch.

Non-fiction: History and biographies and the like is what I grew up on.

When I was in high school I read as little fiction as I could get away with, and wrote even less when it was assigned. One of my teachers assigned up the Tolkien series (Hobbit and three LotR books). But a couple weeks into the assignment, the girls started complaining that there wasn’t an alternate and whatnot and the guy decided that we’d just watch those horrible cartoons and do our reports off them.

Hey, it was AP English. I guess he decided we’d worked hard enough to get there and one way or another we were going to absorb us some Tolkien.

Long story short, I never read any of his stuff.

Over the last couple years I have made an effort to correct my “sleeping problem” and was able to make it through the Rowling series and some Heinlein and then devoured the complete works of Lovecraft.

But, with the story that started all the Tolkien bother being put into feature film production I figured that now was a good time to drive into the Middle Earth series. I liked the LotR movies a great deal and decided to go for it.
I bought a number of his books and dove into them. I started with The Silmarillion, though David warned me that it was “a bit of a dry read”.

Nonsense. It was perfect. Read like a history book, or as David said after I finished it, a bible. It most definitely is a bit Old Testament. I’m excited to get into the The Children of Hurin and the Unfinished Tales set.

However, I have not bought them yet.

Instead, I bought the above named Silmarillion, The Hobbit and the LotR big box set.

But now I’ve gotten about a 1/3 of the way into the Hobbit and I’m mighty sore. Is this damn thing a children’s book or something? I know these supposedly started out as stories JRR would tell his kids, but I cannot believe that Elrond would have a damn thing to do with elves who sing such insipid tunes.

In fact, I am of the mind that he actually murder them before they completed the first chorus.

So, is this thing a children’s book? Should I stop, get the other ones to read, and skive this one off for the foreseeable future? Or, should I slog my way through it?
And in reference to that last question: Is the LotR series follow in this very silly to read vein?

Help a brother out.

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It might be a good idea

If, when you as a Democrat have a guy who calls himself a Republican publicly say that he backs your candidacy, you try to remember to first make sure the bastard isn’t aligned with the troofers.

Sheesh, you’d think that this politics thing was new to Obama or something.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 08/13/08

With video!

Every little thing the government does is backed up by guns and force.

Drew Carey

Here

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This was going to be the Quote of the Day

But there are so many from this interview that I couldn’t choose just one

Q: What makes you depressed?

A: Seeing stupid people happy.

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Q: What is the worst job you’ve done?

A: Teaching. I hate students, they are (as all people) mostly stupid and boring.

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Q: What has been your biggest disappointment?

A: What Alain Badiou calls the “obscure disaster” of the 20th Century: The catastrophic failure of communism.

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Q: What is the most important lesson life has taught you?

A: That life is a stupid, meaningless thing that has nothing to teach you.

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Q: Tell us a secret.

A: Communism will win.

Rosanna Greenstreet interviewing Professor Slavoj Zizek in The Guardian

What a bright chipper fellow he is.

Glad I was never one of his pupils.

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I was hoping not to have to write about this story

A little over a week ago, a 14 year old boy and and his 16 year old brother were dropped off, along with their hunting rifles, by their grandfather early in the morning to take in the early part of bear season in the North Cascades.

Later that morning, the 14 year old spotted a bear approximately 120 yards away, lined up and took the shot.

But it wasn’t a bear that he had seen. It was 54 year old Pamela Almli as she was putting her backpack on.

The kid didn’t miss. Ms. Almli was hit in the back of the head with by his .270 Winchester projectile.
The boy is now being arraigned on first-degree manslaughter charges in Skagit County. The prosecutor charges that he acted recklessly by not being sure of his target. If found guilty, the boy could get nine months in the juvenile detention system.

The reason I didn’t want to have to write about this was because I’m torn about it, and for once, don’t know exactly what to think.

I was hunting when I was 14. Bears, Deer, Elk, Mountain Lions and Coyotes. By myself most times. Especially at the end of the day.

And I want to be mad at this kid, or at least his grandfather for setting him loose without adult supervision. But given my experiences, I just don’t know if that is right or even justified. I mean, he is 14.

This kid got his Hunter’s Ed cert at even a younger age than I did, and had been legal to hunt for five years. No one I know held onto their cert for five years without putting it to use, so I know this couldn’t have been his time out in the woods with a rifle, which means I’m not going to buy too much into a “buck fever” argument. I know that we all get excited at our first sighting of the season, but we all know to stop and look too. The first sight is never the best sight and I have never not had to wait for the animal to turn for me.

I really, really want to be mad at this kid or his grandfather because now the state is looking at raising the legal hunting age. This dude’s fuck up killed someone and will most likely cost all future young hunters something, though we don’t know exactly what yet.

More than 80 years of modern hunting regulations in this state are about to be undone by something that hadn’t happened in those 80 years (at least in local knowledge).

I know that I should be mad at the bastards who want to take one incident and beat hunters over the head with it for the next umpteen months. And I won’t be the least bit surprised if the areas are restricted even further than what they were this year, making it illegal to hunt anywhere there might be a hiker. Which, in the Cascades, means about 75% of everywhere.

And then the bear and big cat population is going to explode again, and we’ll have more attacks on the trails, and so on and so forth, all because this kid couldn’t check his target. Shit, maybe he had the power up too high on his scope. Or maybe he didn’t have it up high enough, or maybe he had open sights on his rifle. Who the fuck knows, because the media and the Fish and Game folks aren’t saying anything other than punitive crap.

So tell me, is there any reason why I shouldn’t be club-swinging pissed off at this kid and his grandfather?

And not to blame Ms. Almli, but if it is hunting season, shouldn’t there be a requirement to wear some damn orange even if you’re not hunting (and yes, I know that it is only during deer and elk seasons that the hunters themselves are required to wear orange).

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They wrote the word

But I do not think they know what it means

Washington State Ferries could have been in a rush when this service alert went out by e-mail at 4:40 p.m. Friday, about the Edmonds and Kingston route: “Both vessels are running 15 to 20 minutes behind schedule. We apologize for any incontinence this may cause you.”

I don’t know about them, but just because standing in a line causes me to say “Shit” doesn’t actually mean I need to go.

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Flame Out

Or should that be “Plame Out”?

A federal appeals court said Tuesday it would not resurrect a lawsuit that former CIA operative Valerie Plame brought against members of the Bush administration.

Plame accused Vice President Dick Cheney and several former high-ranking administration officials of revealing her identity to reporters in 2003. She and her husband, former Ambassador Joseph Wilson, say that violated their constitutional rights.

It was an unusual case and even some on Plame’s legal team acknowledged the case was an uphill fight from the start.

A federal judge dismissed the case last year and the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit upheld that ruling Tuesday.

Oh, the stupid! It burns!

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The other islamic bomb

From the Ice Age to the Dole Age

Unemployed scrounger Mohammed Salim is getting the state to pay for him, his wife and their ELEVEN kids—because he can’t be bothered to go to work.

He quit his £27,000 job teaching maths and science three years ago and is BETTER OFF claiming £29,096 a year in benefits.

And he has much more time to devote to his Islamic political party— which ATTACKS the British government, even though this country gives his family their food, clothes and house for free.

Mohammed is also busy planning his TWELFTH baby with wife Noreen, 35, but has no plans to get a job.

He grinned: “For many years I worked in Derby as a teacher, earning £27,000 a year, and Noreen would be at home with the kids.

“I would come home at weekends. Then I moved back to work in Manchester and took a pay cut to £24,000. It was a load of c***.

…..

“It’s nice to be at home with the kids and for Noreen to have a hand.”

That’s a luxury most hard-working taxpayers who struggle to support their families can only dream about.

The family we’re all supporting live in a comfy five-bedroom house on a quiet street in Rochdale, Gtr Manchester. They get £19,000 a year Jobseeker’s Allowance, £6,600 Child Benefit, £2,496 free school meals and £1,000 Council Tax Relief.

They have a minibus to swan around in, two TVs and a computer, plus a garden full of brightly-coloured toys. Noreen has never worked since marrying Mohammed—who is her cousin—when she was 16.

She said: “I spend all day clearing up after the children. As soon as you pick up one pile of crisps or mop up drink, there’s another.”

As she sits on the sofa nursing their latest addition—an as yet unnamed two-week-old girl—Mohammed explains: “I can’t stand condoms.

“I used a condom once. It was awful. Never again, it’s nothing like the real thing. It’s up to God whether we have any more kids.”

And now that he has admitted to the press that he is in no way even trying to look for a job, all that money should go away.

They should have him working along side the roads picking up dog shit while he is collecting this. I know that that is too “un-PC” for the UK, but just simple trash along the A6 will do just nicely for now.

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RNS Quote of the Day: 08/12/08

I think that for all that was lost this last weekend, that the nation deserves a reward.

Isaac Hayes, Bernie Mac, who will the third be?

Al Sharpton. Please, God, if you exist make it Al Sharpton. I want him to die like Elvis, of a massive heart attack while taking a shit. And then I want pictures of the scene all over the internet.

Please oh please oh please.

I’ll also settle for Jesse Jackson. But Sharpton would be perfect.

Lee @ Right Thinking

Don’t frown at me. You know you laughed.

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