Dude, Where’s My Patrol Car, eh?

An 1/8th a day keeps the short term memory away.

Smoky Mountie: Legal pot-smoking officer with PTSD is banned from carrying weapons or driving cruisers

A Canadian Mountie who was prescribed marijuana by doctors to help him cope with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder has been banned from front line duties.

Ronald Francis, who serves in the J Division of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police force in New Brunswick, is barred from carrying weapons or even driving a patrol car while taking his mediation.

The corporal now smokes three grams – or up to 15 joints – a day after being prescribed the treatment on November 4 and insists the drug does not impair his ability to do his job.

Well, unless his job is to watch Family Guy and eat Doritos, then I’d say he’s high if he believes that.

But I suspect that you could talk your way out of a ticket using Taco Bell coupons with this guy.

This guy should go work for the IMPD.

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